Monday, September 8, 2008

Lifty : The Kleptomanic Raccoon Brothers




The kleptomaniac raccoon brothers and masters of the five finger discount, Lifty and Shifty would steal your heart and sell it back to you. Lifty is one of two kleptomaniac raccoon brothers. They are definitely twins, and have the same personality and markings, though Shifty wears a fedora. Their stealing attempts often have disastrous results.

Episodes:

Happy Trails pt. 2: Eaten by a shark.
Meat Me For Lunch: Butchered by meatery machines.
Wheelin' and Dealin': Their racing car flips over, making their bodies drag along the road.
Milkin' It: Lifty is thrown out of the hot air balloon and lands on a pinetree which impales him (all of his orgens and blood ooze everywhere, creating a Christmas tree with the organs like ornaments, the blood like snoe and his eye like a star) and Shifty is gruesomely killed by a windmill.
Class Act: Lifty loses his lower body somehow.




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